Monday, July 11, 2016

Sometimes, A Blessing Is A Curse



Jason Kenney has headed back to the Calgary Stampede, proudly waving to the crowds. But, Michael Harris writes, it's easy to spot the phonies:

Jason Kenney is taking part in a parade — riding in the back of a 1958 Ford Fairlane, with an army tank behind him, and a gas-guzzling 1959 Caddy in front carrying fellow-delusional Michelle Rempel. I guess the cars were interesting. (At least Premier Notley rode a Pinto that wasn’t made in Detroit – the kind with four legs, not an explosive gas tank.)

Like Stephen Harper, Kenney claims to be a son of Alberta. But Kenny was born in Ontario -- Oakville to be precise. And he has had an interesting political journey, claiming various residences along the way:

As for his resumé, Kenney left university to work for the Saskatchewan Liberal Party. That led to an odd post for a guy who would one day run the right-wing Canadian Taxpayers Federation, and after that, spend so much time at Harper’s side dismantling Canada: Kenney became executive-assistant to Ralph Goodale, now Canada’s public safety minister in the Trudeau majority government.

Later, Kenney bounced around like a rubber ball, from Liberals, to Reform, to Canadian Alliance and finally to the CPC. He then entered a decade of celebrity and someonehood as cabinet minister, organizational Machiavelli, and heir apparent in the event Harper had died of fright reading political polls in 2015.

He has always had a nose for the main chance. And his nose brings him back to  Alberta to, he says, "unite the right." But Albertans may not buy the package:

Kenney’s conversion on the road to being a mere MP smacks of the worst kind of political opportunism. Someone should ask Kenney when he decided to save Alberta — before or after the Harper government’s crushing loss? And what will he tell the voters of Calgary Midnapore? They thought they were voting for a federal MP. Will they really believe that he always wanted to be a provincial messiah for a discredited Conservative party but just forgot to tell them about it when he was soliciting their vote? What would he have done had Dear Leader won the federal election, returned to Alberta to perform a by-pass operation on the beating heart of Conservatism, or settled down into some jammy ministerial post in Ottawa?

On the face of it, there is monstrous presumptuousness operating here, exactly the kind that consigned the Alberta PC’s last carpetbagger, Jim Prentice, to the ash-heap of political history. Does Kenney really think that Albertans will swallow the story that the carnage in the oil patch is Notley’s doing? And why would Wild Rose want to unite behind a man whose party couldn’t get a single pipeline built after a decade in power, and which aligned itself with a PC party in Alberta that mismanaged one of the greatest resources on earth and then told Albertans they were the problem when the bitumen hit the fan?

On the weekend, Kenney got Stephen Harper's blessing. Sometimes a blessing turns out to be a curse.

 Image: flickr.com


16 comments:

Steve said...

I like how he is simutiously running for both a Federal and Provincial leadership position. Paid for by the taxpayers.

Lorne said...

Perhaps, Owen, Wildrose will see fit to try to absorb the Progressive Conservative Party. Perhaps Kenney could once more change hats with the facility that his opportunism makes possible?

Owen Gray said...

I wouldn't be surprised if that happens, Lorne. He has an amazing ability to change hats and still claim he's a man of principle.

Owen Gray said...

He's a good magician, Steve. And he likes to have it both ways.

The Mound of Sound said...

Owen, you and I share the same problem - spelling this guy's name. It's Kenn-e-y, even if one might begrudge the effort expended on that supplemental e.

Oh, how it all could have turned out so differently. Prentice thought Harper would reign forever. Fearing he'd never get his chance to succeed Harper, he bailed, waited a decent interval for his opportunity, took over the Alberta PCs and rode the party into a ruinous wall.

Had Prentice chosen to hang in with Harper he'd be the presumptive heir today. Instead two Tory parties now lie in ashes. Kind of restores one's faith in the existence of a benevolent God.

Owen Gray said...

I'm always willing to correct a spelling mistake, Mound -- and other mistakes, as well.Life hasn't taught me how to spell. But it has taught me that what goes around comes around.

Toby said...

Mound, Owen, this guy's name should be spelled Krump.

Owen Gray said...

Rhymes with Trump, Toby. Do they share the same vision -- or blindness?

Toby said...

Owen Gray said... , "Rhymes with Trump, Toby. Do they share the same vision -- or blindness?"

Absolutely.

Owen Gray said...

Perhaps it's viral, Toby.

The Mound of Sound said...

Owen, check out this item from today's Tyee about the cultivation of America's White Trash culture.

http://thetyee.ca/Opinion/2016/07/11/White-Trash-Class-Book/

Owen Gray said...

A terrific link, Mound. I was struck by this quotation from Lyndon Johnson:

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

My experience in the South leads me to believe that LBJ -- with his characteristic lack of polish -- knew what he was talking about. The classless society has never been classless.

And the Harperites have always worked from that model.

Anonymous said...

The TPP is a major sellout for the provinces: I wonder if Kenney will continue to support the TPP now that (as a Provincial leader) he has to deal with the real politik of its consequences?

Owen Gray said...

Good question, Anon. The world looks different from Edmonton than it does from Ottawa.

Steve said...

JT is not riding the herd, he is herding cats. He is riding the tiger and that never works for a politician, yet biz people who can do it are legends. Good luck on the crossoever JT.

Owen Gray said...

John F. Kennedy warned that riding the tiger was dangerous, Steve. Those who did it, he said, wound up inside.