The truly witty political put down is a lost art form. Robin Sears writes: "We have witnessed an astonishing decline in political wit in recent years. It has been replaced by elementary schoolyard insults delivered by the faux enraged."
No one practised the art form like the Brits:
It is an ancient and amusing tradition in U.K. politics. The old Labour warhorse Denis Healey famously brushed off a Conservative critic with the line that being attacked by him was like “being savaged by a dead sheep.” Made more cutting as Geoffrey Howe — chubby with a great mane of grey hair — did sort of look the part. Lady Astor to Churchill, “If I were your wife, I’d poison your tea!” Churchill, “Milady, if you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
Perhaps the last time that kind of wit was heard in the Canadian house of Commons was when David Lewis pointed across the aisle at the prime minister and bellowed "There but for Pierre Elliott Trudeau goes God!"
Nowadays, Andrew Scheer blurts out that another Trudeau is "a complete fraud." And Donald Trump calls his opponents "human scum." Perhaps the death of political wit is the inevitable consequence of living in a post literate society, where the image trumps the word and messages are reduced to bumper stickers.
And that's a tragedy. After all, Sears writes:
There is nothing funny about vicious political rhetoric. It demeans politics and politicians, it normalizes a form of discourse for which we would punish schoolchildren. For the perennially angry it can even act as a trigger to violence. One shudders to think how Maxime Bernier’s claim that Greta Thunberg was dangerous and mentally ill might have been received by some who were literally both.
So, let’s dial it back. Let’s not give airtime to inciteful hostile language. Let’s give louder huzzahs to those who bring some wit to political attack, even louder for those who risk being funny at their own expense.
It's humour that helps us keep our balance.
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Wit has no currency in a Lord of the Flies world. Tribalism, whether political, economic or ethnic, etc., is about dividing, sequestering your tribe from theirs. Wit requires closeness, connection, rivals as opposed to enemies. Look at the calibre of intellect in today's leadership. What depth is there to people like Stephen Harper, Andrew Scheer or Ford, Moe and Kenney?
A good point, Mound. True wit requires intellectual depth.
Your post evokes a nostalgia for a time when wit and statesmanship seemed to go together, Owen. I doubt we will see either return in the time remaining to us.
Orwell claimed that the aim of politics was to debase language, Lorne. The lack of genuine wit in our political conversations provides ample evidence of just how much our language has been corrupted.
.. as some would know.. I am a huge fan of my heroes. Marshall McLuhan, Hunter S Thompson, Edward de Bono.. currently, Stephen Lautens impresses.. a rapier wit. Of course I have encountered him a number of times, he's a member of The Boss's secret coven or cabal or beer drinking conspiracy.. I read his dad way back in the way before
But de Bono saw how 'po' was a tremendous problem solving tool. Letting time into the equation. One could consider how utilizing 'po' comes into play, might allow wit or wisdom to steep or ferment.. then erupt as invigorating wordplay. Note how the opposite occurs via Donald Trump or Andrew Scheer.. the retort or claim must be immediate, the barrage and insult constant, bombarding, nasty, mean spirited. Infantile & whiny, self pity - posturing & self preening noyz.. Playground sandbox level 'I know you are, but what am I' - 'my brother is bigger than your brother' - 'we raised more donation $ than all the other Parties' - 'My vision for Canada' - Holy cow.. Andrew Scheer the Great Navigator.. Trump .. these mental failures will whip out their weenies for votes or dollers I rhink. Vapid, banal, shallow shouters & snouters
Only a genius like McLuhan could process thought and observation, map it onto culture or technology at the speed of light. Hunter S was a vast reservoir of barely containable journalistic fury. If he was a bull, then he was the bull who gored the matador, took out the picadores and suddenly leapt into the crowd.. no prisoners, fearless.
We have Michael Harris, we have Paul Watson, we once had Pierre Burton, Farley Mowat.. we get milksop Jordan Peterson or Rex Murphy, Wente, Lord Black of Nowhereville 'pardoned' for being Tump's neighbor.. near Marred Suckhole Quell Cargo.. laughable orators like Lindsey Grayham or Mitch McConnell stamping they bespoke footwear while texting their wealth manager from Wharton.. with privileged inside info & checking their offshore accounts for deposits from Russian oligarchs. They are providers of 'lickspittle', insult, innuendo and fallacy, purveyors, suppliers of 'fake news' ..
Trump's awkward clumsy attempts via Twitter are essentially never proofed badly spelled Coles Notes MAGA drooling from a ludicrous self inflating cretin bumpkin. Hunter S would have had him by the bag & lacerated such a bone spur weakling in a heartbeat - with zero mercy rule. Sledge hammers at dawn in The Big Muddy or The Hudson River would be glug glug Twump pinned in the bottom sludge. with the carp, then the Hunterman slipping ashore for an astonishingly huge jug of martini aux rocks, made with only a glance at an imaginary white vermouth bottle, wet finger dash o bitters, and a Newfie iceberg jammed in too, twist of lemon.. Custer's Little Big Horn real big mistake re-enacted, but a river bottom scalping preceded with a crisp vicious spanking
i always liked
"well i really outwitted you this time"
"well, maybe half"
As one who frequently thinks about what I should have said far too late to be effective I envy those with a quick wit, or even just good logic.
Robin V. Sears got it right, this is mostly a media issue. "So, let’s dial it back. Let’s not give airtime to inciteful hostile language. Let’s give louder huzzahs to those who bring some wit to political attack, even louder for those who risk being funny at their own expense."
Good riposte doesn't sell as well as the nasty cracks. Maybe the problem is with the dumbing down of we the people. Maybe we have lost the ability to appreciate good wit such as the Churchill quote above.
It's tempting to consider what Thompson would have done to Trump, sal. And the Orange One would have been simply befuddled.
Precisely the kind of rapier wit which we're missing these days, lungta.
Wit is grounded in a love of language and its possibilities, Toby. For many people, language is sinply a tool.
Toby, there is a phrase for what your first sentence describes.
And the phrase is elegant in own's right, 'L'esprit de l'escalier.'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier
Have I plugged Larry, the Downing Street cat here before? My apologies if this is a duplication. It's the only amusing thing I have found in the political world recently. laugh
https://twitter.com/Number10cat
I think the Algonquin Round Table times are gone forever. Wit is wasted on the witless. They are incapable of processing it.
j a m e s
Unfortunately, james, the tweet now passes for wit. And it gives twits a voice.
.. a quick aside, Owen.. re 'media, politics & wit' ..
This household does not receive newspapers.. ie no subscription. We do not in any way utilize Facebook re 'News, Politics, Wit' .. its more about family, friends, birthdays.. and 'the stuff of life' as seen or perceived or mentioned by that amazing cohort. Thus many interesting posts may be Environmental, opinionated or simply astounding or celebration
Twitter is a completely different environment. My ratio of how many I follow vs how many follow the salamander horde is irrelevent. I probably have 50 Insurance Companies, car dealerships, Banks, or law firms specializing in wrongful dismissal or if I slip on ice outside a TTC subway station who follow me
The Boss runs radio talk shows 24-7.. sports, current events mainly, Toronto centric with John Moore In The Morning & TV may be on as well plus streaming her precious sports team on various tablets or phone. I may be reading for 3rd pass a Mound or Climenhaga opinion..
But back to Twitter. I was slow to convert.. but now am fully involved. Thus I get Coyne, Kinsella, Trudeau, Kenney et al pretending to be environmental advocates.. while I am also catching links to Michael Harris or my fave First Nations who have their feet on the ground or upon rhe waters. I can enter a 'search topic' to backcheck, dig up source reference, cross platform to Goodle, read rebuttals, different perspectives or exemplars. I can block or mute or follow etc.. Why 'block' Ezra Levant.. ? I just mute him.. and poof, my eyes & brain are not assaulted by his crap and daily whining. What relief ! What piece of mind, cutting off the noyz ! Poof ! It will only be by distant thunder I hear of Rex Murphy or Jordan Peterson or Michelle Rempel's latest blocked Canadian or her fave late night Chardonnay ! But wit does thrive on Twitter, witty analogy, logic, imagery with captioning.. its just more far flung, from myriad sources.
As a farm boy early riser, I may come upon tweets from other time zones, send a brief compliment to a Wilson Raybould-Wilson in Vancouver, before 500 others even read it. Detailed tweets are bolted together as 'threads' and so stated, foot of the 1st tweet. I choose to 'unroll' at my discretion. Same with my tweets - I may need 2 or 3 tweets to question or argue an issue.. so I create a thread ! Someone may read it and retweet at their discretion. I aim more for factual & informative.. May be about a great nature photographer, or a wonderful historical figure or even a truly witty or piercing observation.
McLuhan saw this coming.. Culture and Technology coming crashing together.. Cultural Warriors 'manning the outposts' .. softening the blows of onrushing technology and riding in the vacuum right behind the wave, rather than attempting to be 'on the cutting edge of Technology'. The astonishing words of Mark Twain or succinct phrasings of John D McDonald were way ahead of their time.. as was Shakespeare.. the vapid and banal word salads we get from sold out pundits & political animals are more related to septic think tanks.. and political Party sewage.. not a cresting wave or clear stream of thought
Technology isn't a problem, sal. It's all about how it's used. If a tweet leads you to an extended piece by Michael Harris or Andrew Coyne, it has provided a valuable service. If it is only a vile ad hominem attack -- the kind of thing Mr. Trump trades in -- it's merely polluting the environment.
those lines made me laugh. I remember the Churchill line, having read it a long, long time ago. thanks for the column.
A truly witty response outlives its author, e.a.f.
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